Post by BB on Dec 3, 2008 20:58:20 GMT -5
Lats time it was Chuck Norris...
Some Bill Nye facts:
-Bill Nye can split atoms with his bare hands.
-Bill Nye's sperm count is measured in moles/milliliter.
-Bill Nye knows the momentum of an electron... AND where it is.
-Bill Nye decides if Schroedinger's cat is alive or dead.
-Bill Nye told Pluto that it was no longer a planet... and it listened.
-Bill Nye carries the fountain of youth around in a klein bottle in his back pocket.
-Bill Nye destroyed the Berlin Wall with common household chemicals.
-Gravity: Bill Nye's idea.
-Bill Nye tutors Stephen Hawking.
-Bill Nye challenged a photon to a race in a vacuum and won.
-Bill Nye knows more than Laplace's Demon.
-Bill Nye does his taxes in his head, and he's a millionaire... draw your own conclusion.
-Bill Nye was the first person to orbit the earth... in only a lab coat and safety goggles.
-Bill Nye is the only person who is allowed in the lab area without goggles.
-While filming a Science Guy episode on particle physics, Bill Nye met his antimatter self. It was a battle of wits, since Bill and Anti-Bill couldn't touch each other without annihilating themselves and most of the West Coast. Bill finally won by proving that the Universe itself is a figment of his imagination, and therefore he can do whatever he wants to it. Anti-Bill promptly vanished in a puff of logic.
-Santa Claus will soon begin contracting all gift giving to Bill Nye. Good children will receive gyroscopes, and bad children will have the thermite reaction initiated on their face.
-When Chuck Norris has a problem, he asks Bill Nye.
-Bill Nye counted to infinity 3 times, and still had not reached his IQ score
-Bill Nye makes his ice cream using milk, cream, sugar ,.....and cold fusion.
-Superman once told Bill Nye that he was completely indestructible, this led to Bill creating what he likes to call kryptonite.
-Avogadro's Number is actually a misnomer since Bill Nye discovered it when asked to provide a PIN for his checking account.
-Bill Nye can decrease his own entropy without doing work.
-Bill Nye is more efficient than a reversible process.
-While the general public knows him as Chuck Norris, Bill Nye knows him as the Roundhouse Kicking Machine of Science.
-Bill Nye derived the Theory of Everything at age 5, deemed the world unworthy of its mighty and far-reaching applications, and destroyed all his work using the Theory of Everything Paper Shredder of Science.
-Some people can recite the first few thousand digits of pi. Bill Nye can recite the last thousand digits of pi.
-The reason light is so fast is because it's running away from Bill Nye.
-Bill Nye invented inventing.
-Billy Nye blinded Thomas Dolby with science.
-Bill Nye was Galileo's personal tutor. The culminating assignment was to give a presentation on gravitational attraction to the Spanish Inquisition. Bill flunked him. Galileo was so beat up over it that when the Inquisition offered him poison, he took it.
-Recently, Bill Nye had a dinner for all the Nobel Prize winners in the science fields for the past three years. While being given a tour of the house, they came upon Bill's teddy bear sitting squarely and proudly in the middle of the bed. They all started sblack personing. One of them, trying to control himself, went up to Bill and said, "That's one flashy teddy bear you've got there" before bursting into laughter. Bill Nye nodded really solemnly and said, "That's right, it's a teddy bear. It's the Teddy Bear of Science." Then everybody got really quiet and ashamed because they'd insulted the Teddy Bear of Science.
-The anime Full Metal Alchemist was actually a true story involving Bill Nye.
-Bill Nye drinks water with ice cubes that read at below 0 Kelvin.
-When Bill Nye sneezes, his mucus of science is comprised of a thick layer of primordial soup -- the basis of life.
-Stephen Hawking once thought he could outsmart Bill Nye. We all know what happened when he tried.
-Bill Nye can rhyme seven words with orange.
-It's Bill Nye's all the way down.
-All uniform rectilinear motion is relative. To Bill Nye.
-Bill Nye's absorption spectrum falls on every wavelength.
-Bill Nye's probability wave exists evenly throughout the universe. He collapses the wave where and when HE choses to.
-Bill Nye not only knows all of the possible elements on the periodic table, but he can create any one at will. He's got a brick of 114 in his pocket right now.
-Chuck Norris's tears may cure cancer, but Bill Nye's tears impregnate women.
-Bill Nye designed system more stable then Unix, more elegant than OSX, and more user friendly than Windows. He makes a small fortune each year from those companies for not releasing it.
-Bill Nye doesn't come to equilibrium. Equilibrium comes to Bill Nye
-There is no chaos theory. Only Bill Nye's desire for change.
-Bill Nye can make a quadruple carbon-carbon bond
-Bill Nye Can react noble gases with anything he wants, just yesterday he reacted Neon with Chuck Norris.
-Bll Nye is more efficient than a Carnot engine.
-Bill Nye declined being cast as Q, due to the simple fact that the character wasn't original enough.
Some Bill Nye facts:
-Bill Nye can split atoms with his bare hands.
-Bill Nye's sperm count is measured in moles/milliliter.
-Bill Nye knows the momentum of an electron... AND where it is.
-Bill Nye decides if Schroedinger's cat is alive or dead.
-Bill Nye told Pluto that it was no longer a planet... and it listened.
-Bill Nye carries the fountain of youth around in a klein bottle in his back pocket.
-Bill Nye destroyed the Berlin Wall with common household chemicals.
-Gravity: Bill Nye's idea.
-Bill Nye tutors Stephen Hawking.
-Bill Nye challenged a photon to a race in a vacuum and won.
-Bill Nye knows more than Laplace's Demon.
-Bill Nye does his taxes in his head, and he's a millionaire... draw your own conclusion.
-Bill Nye was the first person to orbit the earth... in only a lab coat and safety goggles.
-Bill Nye is the only person who is allowed in the lab area without goggles.
-While filming a Science Guy episode on particle physics, Bill Nye met his antimatter self. It was a battle of wits, since Bill and Anti-Bill couldn't touch each other without annihilating themselves and most of the West Coast. Bill finally won by proving that the Universe itself is a figment of his imagination, and therefore he can do whatever he wants to it. Anti-Bill promptly vanished in a puff of logic.
-Santa Claus will soon begin contracting all gift giving to Bill Nye. Good children will receive gyroscopes, and bad children will have the thermite reaction initiated on their face.
-When Chuck Norris has a problem, he asks Bill Nye.
-Bill Nye counted to infinity 3 times, and still had not reached his IQ score
-Bill Nye makes his ice cream using milk, cream, sugar ,.....and cold fusion.
-Superman once told Bill Nye that he was completely indestructible, this led to Bill creating what he likes to call kryptonite.
-Avogadro's Number is actually a misnomer since Bill Nye discovered it when asked to provide a PIN for his checking account.
-Bill Nye can decrease his own entropy without doing work.
-Bill Nye is more efficient than a reversible process.
-While the general public knows him as Chuck Norris, Bill Nye knows him as the Roundhouse Kicking Machine of Science.
-Bill Nye derived the Theory of Everything at age 5, deemed the world unworthy of its mighty and far-reaching applications, and destroyed all his work using the Theory of Everything Paper Shredder of Science.
-Some people can recite the first few thousand digits of pi. Bill Nye can recite the last thousand digits of pi.
-The reason light is so fast is because it's running away from Bill Nye.
-Bill Nye invented inventing.
-Billy Nye blinded Thomas Dolby with science.
-Bill Nye was Galileo's personal tutor. The culminating assignment was to give a presentation on gravitational attraction to the Spanish Inquisition. Bill flunked him. Galileo was so beat up over it that when the Inquisition offered him poison, he took it.
-Recently, Bill Nye had a dinner for all the Nobel Prize winners in the science fields for the past three years. While being given a tour of the house, they came upon Bill's teddy bear sitting squarely and proudly in the middle of the bed. They all started sblack personing. One of them, trying to control himself, went up to Bill and said, "That's one flashy teddy bear you've got there" before bursting into laughter. Bill Nye nodded really solemnly and said, "That's right, it's a teddy bear. It's the Teddy Bear of Science." Then everybody got really quiet and ashamed because they'd insulted the Teddy Bear of Science.
-The anime Full Metal Alchemist was actually a true story involving Bill Nye.
-Bill Nye drinks water with ice cubes that read at below 0 Kelvin.
-When Bill Nye sneezes, his mucus of science is comprised of a thick layer of primordial soup -- the basis of life.
-Stephen Hawking once thought he could outsmart Bill Nye. We all know what happened when he tried.
-Bill Nye can rhyme seven words with orange.
-It's Bill Nye's all the way down.
-All uniform rectilinear motion is relative. To Bill Nye.
-Bill Nye's absorption spectrum falls on every wavelength.
-Bill Nye's probability wave exists evenly throughout the universe. He collapses the wave where and when HE choses to.
-Bill Nye not only knows all of the possible elements on the periodic table, but he can create any one at will. He's got a brick of 114 in his pocket right now.
-Chuck Norris's tears may cure cancer, but Bill Nye's tears impregnate women.
-Bill Nye designed system more stable then Unix, more elegant than OSX, and more user friendly than Windows. He makes a small fortune each year from those companies for not releasing it.
-Bill Nye doesn't come to equilibrium. Equilibrium comes to Bill Nye
-There is no chaos theory. Only Bill Nye's desire for change.
-Bill Nye can make a quadruple carbon-carbon bond
-Bill Nye Can react noble gases with anything he wants, just yesterday he reacted Neon with Chuck Norris.
-Bll Nye is more efficient than a Carnot engine.
-Bill Nye declined being cast as Q, due to the simple fact that the character wasn't original enough.
