Post by D. Josh on Jan 12, 2009 19:11:32 GMT -5
This is pretty much the cast singing different songs. (The name of the group is "The Avengers")
Any of what the characters say have nothing to do with their feelings in the story, etc. I normally choose different ones at randomish.
Song 1: My Band - Featuring Jet, Ryo, Adam, Joe, Ken, BB (Main Singers)
(Other peoples Refrences Used) (Some parts may not rhyme cause i had to change names)
Jet:
I don't know dude...
I think everyone's all jealous and sh*t cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude...
And I think everyone's got a f*cking problem with me dude...
And they need to take it up with me after the show...
Because...
Jet:
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
Jet:
So I get off stage right and drop the mic
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
"Sup ladies, my name's Jet.
I'm the lead singer in The Avengers baby"
They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
"Becky oh my f*ckin' god it's Jet"
"I swear to f*cking god dude you f*ckin rock"
"Please Jet please let me s*ck your c*ck"
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday Ken tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Meghans my wife to be
This rock star sh*t, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because
Jet:
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
My band (By Band 9 times)
Adam:
You just wanna see a n*gga backwards don't you
Hey dad how come we don't rap on Protools
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph, yous a liar
And no I'm Adam (Roy:oh I thought you was Ken)
What the h*ll is wrong with that dressing room
Cuz my shit is looking smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm more intact, tryna get on the map
Doin' jumping jacks whilin' get whipped on my back
Ken: Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit
Joe: Yeah I know man find himself taking on a flick
Ken: Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
Jet: No I had an interview not you two
Ken: You gonna be late for soundcheck
Joe: Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck
Ken:But our mics are screwed up
Joe: and his always sound best
You know what man I'ma say something
Ken: Hey yo Jet
Jet: You got something to say!?
Joe: Man nothin'
Ken: I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up
Joe: Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
Ken: When I was bout to talk right after you
I swear, I swear man
Jet:
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
Ryo:
They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
I'm gonna let the world know that Ryo is hot
I should cut his mic off when the musics starts
Jet: Heyo whats-
Ryo:
Ready to snap on a dumb *ss fan
Every time i hear (Roy: Hey dude I love your band)
We ain't a band b*tch we don't play instruments
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys they can find every area code
Jet: Ryo carry my bag
Ryo:
B*tch carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
(Roy: Who the f*ck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)
BB:
Godd*mmit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Joe slipped me some cr*ck
Lose Yourself video I was in the back
Superman video I was in the back
F*ck the media, I got some suggestions
F*ck Jet, ask us the questions
Like who's The Avengers, how we get started
(Nova: But what about Jet?)
BB:
B*tch are you retarded?
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big *ss stomach, bitches think I'm cute (Ruby: hey sexy)
Matt told me to do situps to get buff
I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
F*ck The Avengers, I'm outta this band
I'm gonna start a group with the real Ruby
Jet:
Girl why cant you see your the only one for me
and it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name...
BB:
Man f*ck this... -Pushes Jet down-
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha)
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...(F*ck Jet)
Cuz once I blow I know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
My Band [6x]
Ruby
Altum
Loves me
Pebbles:
The hottest boy band in the world...
The Avengers!
Jet
I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
And the lead singer of my band, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girl's wan to dance
My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa...
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wan to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wan to dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa
(Where'd everybody go?)
______________________________________________
Sorry Ruby but i just had to use your name there. X3
Anyway this is just for fun. This was the general idea for Pokemon Avenger Nexus. That the cast would start a band but this doesn't have a story.
Any of what the characters say have nothing to do with their feelings in the story, etc. I normally choose different ones at randomish.
Song 1: My Band - Featuring Jet, Ryo, Adam, Joe, Ken, BB (Main Singers)
(Other peoples Refrences Used) (Some parts may not rhyme cause i had to change names)
Jet:
I don't know dude...
I think everyone's all jealous and sh*t cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude...
And I think everyone's got a f*cking problem with me dude...
And they need to take it up with me after the show...
Because...
Jet:
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
Jet:
So I get off stage right and drop the mic
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
"Sup ladies, my name's Jet.
I'm the lead singer in The Avengers baby"
They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
"Becky oh my f*ckin' god it's Jet"
"I swear to f*cking god dude you f*ckin rock"
"Please Jet please let me s*ck your c*ck"
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday Ken tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Meghans my wife to be
This rock star sh*t, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because
Jet:
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
My band (By Band 9 times)
Adam:
You just wanna see a n*gga backwards don't you
Hey dad how come we don't rap on Protools
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph, yous a liar
And no I'm Adam (Roy:oh I thought you was Ken)
What the h*ll is wrong with that dressing room
Cuz my shit is looking smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm more intact, tryna get on the map
Doin' jumping jacks whilin' get whipped on my back
Ken: Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit
Joe: Yeah I know man find himself taking on a flick
Ken: Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
Jet: No I had an interview not you two
Ken: You gonna be late for soundcheck
Joe: Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck
Ken:But our mics are screwed up
Joe: and his always sound best
You know what man I'ma say something
Ken: Hey yo Jet
Jet: You got something to say!?
Joe: Man nothin'
Ken: I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up
Joe: Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
Ken: When I was bout to talk right after you
I swear, I swear man
Jet:
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
Ryo:
They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
I'm gonna let the world know that Ryo is hot
I should cut his mic off when the musics starts
Jet: Heyo whats-
Ryo:
Ready to snap on a dumb *ss fan
Every time i hear (Roy: Hey dude I love your band)
We ain't a band b*tch we don't play instruments
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys they can find every area code
Jet: Ryo carry my bag
Ryo:
B*tch carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
(Roy: Who the f*ck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)
BB:
Godd*mmit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Joe slipped me some cr*ck
Lose Yourself video I was in the back
Superman video I was in the back
F*ck the media, I got some suggestions
F*ck Jet, ask us the questions
Like who's The Avengers, how we get started
(Nova: But what about Jet?)
BB:
B*tch are you retarded?
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big *ss stomach, bitches think I'm cute (Ruby: hey sexy)
Matt told me to do situps to get buff
I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
F*ck The Avengers, I'm outta this band
I'm gonna start a group with the real Ruby
Jet:
Girl why cant you see your the only one for me
and it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name...
BB:
Man f*ck this... -Pushes Jet down-
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha)
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...(F*ck Jet)
Cuz once I blow I know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
My Band [6x]
Ruby
Altum
Loves me
Pebbles:
The hottest boy band in the world...
The Avengers!
Jet
I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
And the lead singer of my band, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girl's wan to dance
My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa...
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wan to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wan to dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa
(Where'd everybody go?)
______________________________________________
Sorry Ruby but i just had to use your name there. X3
Anyway this is just for fun. This was the general idea for Pokemon Avenger Nexus. That the cast would start a band but this doesn't have a story.
